SATIRE
God Calls For A Meeting
Hi there. Come on in. Have a seat. Would you like some water? No? Okay.
I asked Debbie from HR to sit in on this meeting, but before she gets here, I just have a few questions. Do you know why I asked you to meet with me? No? No idea?
Interesting.
I’ll wait until Debbie gets here to get started. Speak of the devil, here she is. Would you mind taking notes, Debs? Thanks.
So you still don’t have any idea why you’re here? Jesus.
No, son — I wasn’t calling you. Sorry.
Look, let’s get right down to brass tacks. Your behavior on Earth has been, shall we say . . . quite concerning lately. We’ve had many complaints about your conduct.
‘What conduct?’ Really?
Okay then, let’s start with killing. There’s been an awful lot of it lately, all over the world, and frankly, I’ve had enough.
You do remember that I had Moses literally write “Thou Shall Not Kill” in stone, right?
So, explain yourself.
They started it? What do you mean they started it?
